Saturday, June 25, 2011

I Am Not Your Dog

I am not somebody's pet
I don't like being petted.
My name isn't Buddy or fluffy
I do not have a tail that springs up when I'm excited
Nor am I going to fetch a stupid ball
Rubbing me behind my ears doesn't make me happy
Neither does rubbing at my arms.
I will not sit or stay because you tell me to do so
I do not chase around the yard looking for some toys
I never bark at people too and fro
And honestly if you are treating me like a dog
You should be the one in the dog house

I am not your dog!